thespookerhero: jesusthelastairbender: mom….gay…. i’m dad i’m so son of you, proud
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
dootzy: this video will make your day better
jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: my laptop is over heating omg someone help IM TRYING TO BLOW AIR ON IT TO COOL IT DOWN my laptop is dying thIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SEXUAL
captainnaustralia: captainnaustralia: fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful” ...
amazingphanonfire: phaandemonium: phaandemonium: phaandemonium: SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME? he keeps calling me daddy. i am a female. i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the...
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
best-of-funny: freakoftheangels: demon-sweets: Hey guys Can someone make this blog that’s supposedly a “belieber blog” and get loads of beliebers to follow it and make them think that this blog is like one of them. But when the blog hits a certain number of followers… It changes The posts turn into Drake Bell posts The pictures become pictures of Drake Bell There is no justin bieber...
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
snowchildhero: fuckingmultiverse: letsgivethesekidsashow: honeychildplease: I’m quite pleased with this. Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag. WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY” Shakespearean versions of this song...
When I catch my pencil from falling
Who did this? o-o I don’t remember writing this! Dx
pizzaforpresident: bofzocker: afuckinglesbian: cokeflow: pizzaforpresident: There are two kinds of people CALM DOWN SATAN well that escalated quickly if you ever add one of these to my posts i will personally skin you alive Well that escalated quickly CALM DOWN SATAN There are two kind of people i deserved this
lndoors: 50thousandpeople: lndoors: if 50 thousand people reblog this i will do my homework you better get started you piece of shit
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!” and then the substitute was like “I see a pretty little girl in the back who needs to stop talking” and I think the expression on Peter’s face is what...
best-of-funny: definitivelysarah: megahetero: \(•_•) ) )z / \ you are the dancing queen \(•_•) ) )z / \ young and sweet \(•_•) ) )z / \ only seventeen dancing queen (•_•)/ <) ) / \ feel the beat (•_•) ~) )~ / \ of the tambourine \(•_•) ) )-@*jingle* / \ X
imgoingtomymindpalacenow: babyferaligator: without nipples boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop
dont-fuckingpanic: text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG! guys!...
best-of-funny: so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard. X
rocker310: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil. it was a mechanical pencil You may...
cosmo tip #21
best-of-funny: ptrparker: during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything” X
afternoonsnoozebutton: deanprincesster: what if the pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new jesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant
puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: *blows you a kiss* *slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
ONE DAY I WILL HAVE A LIFE
sodamnrelatable: BUT NOT TODAY!
murrlin: looking up ref for nsfw drawing google image searches “woman riding man” yes exactly what i needed
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove